Laugh Out Loud Blog

The Gifted Child

2008-05-28T01:03:00.000-07:00

Errr, child no more. The more appropriate title of this post should be the gifted b*tch! Lol.

Girls, the pictures below will remind us how grateful we should be with our sizes. True, I want bigger size before, but changed my mind. Good thing, God didn't grant my wish or else He might have given me something like this:

Warning: Pictures may cause too much intimidation for A sizes, lol. Seriously, pictures below may cause different reactions, whatever it is, please leave your comments below.

The lady might have wished too much, so the lesson behind these ~~story~~ pictures? Be Careful What You Wish For!

PS: Please don't tag this Laugh Out Loud Blog as porn. :) kthanxbai!

Survey Time

2008-05-26T00:46:00.000-07:00

2008 Presidential Election and Celebrities Part 2

Many wonderful questions from dNeero-ites about the role celebrities play in politics ... we've chosen a few to continue this conversation ... please excuse us if we haven't chosen yours.

Mommy's Song

2008-05-22T21:06:00.000-07:00

Watch this lady compile all 'mom's phrases and lines' within 24 hours in a 2 minutes and 55 seconds song. The most funniest line for me: "YOU'RE GROUNDED 'TILL YOU'RE 36!!!"

LOL. I swear I hear this EVERY SINGLE DAY from my mother! She is on the spot. THIS WAS SO FUNNY but so so true!

I had to listen to it three times. Watch it here:

The Dangers of Photocopying Your Butt!

2008-05-13T07:26:00.000-07:00

The dangers of photocopying your butt are harsh. This clip taken from an actual video surveillance camera show a fat guy pulling down his pants and underwear to Xerox his ass. Unfortunately, fatty weighs too much and breaks the office copy machine.

Funny Vid: The Very Embarrassing Voicemail

2008-05-12T07:20:00.000-07:00

Everyone’s dealt with the embarrassing voicemail, but when it’s an insulting message and it’s left to your boss on accident, you’re fired. Especially when you call his family ugly and you call in sick when you’re really going to Vegas. The Very Embarrassing Voicemail -- powered by flowgo.com

BUSTED!lol!

Bad Day at Work

2008-05-10T07:23:00.000-07:00

Think this guy is having a bad day? Watch as he loses it and starts smashing his computer.Bad Day At Work -- powered by flowgo.com

How Teh Internutz Changed His Life

2008-05-06T21:52:00.000-07:00

Here's how the internet change someone's life. At least not mine.LOL.

Something Serious

2008-04-23T16:43:00.000-07:00

Time for some serious survey guys!

Having a breakup in our lives seems to be the norm. Do we all learn the same things? What happens after the breakup recovery period?

Happy survey taking!

Random Awesome Translations

2008-04-12T03:52:00.000-07:00

Falling should be planned...

Flavor with heart...

That would explain the beer cubs outside...

Well, it is free...

Are you smiling?

Start with the big toe...

I think it was that "screw you" comment...

Other children are OK...

A difficult meal...

And if you're dead, please get to a hospital...

ROFL! Nyahaha! That is a lot of fun! :)

The CEO

2008-04-08T00:37:00.000-07:00

A young executive is leaving the office late one night...
A young executive is leaving the office late one night when he finds the CEO standing over the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“This is a very sensitive official document,” says the CEO. “My secretary’s gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?”

“Sure,” says the junior exec as he turns on the shredder and hits the start button.

“Great,” says the CEO. “I just need one copy.”

:)

I Can't Hear What?

2008-03-11T08:28:00.000-07:00

Tip No. 1: Be careful with what you're saying, especially if it's being taped. lol.

Janina San Miguel Q&A

2008-03-11T07:45:00.000-07:00

Here's a funny video of Ms. Janina San Miguel's answer to Ms Vivian Tan's easy question during the Bb. Pilipinas 2008 Pageant.

The question:
"What role did your family play for you as a candidate to Binibining Pilipinas?"

The winning answer:

Confident!lol.

Sexy Granny - The Downside of Surgery

2008-03-06T21:49:00.000-08:00

Girls, beware! Plastic Surgery might look very nice on people when they're young. But totally NOT when you grow old. The pictures below, are clear manifestation of the downside of plastic surgery. Take a look at the "sexy granny" :)

(click image to enlarge)

Totally not hot! If she's your nan, then you have a good reason why not to go for plastic surgery. The reason is right in front of you! :) I bet this old woman talks about how to be old and sexy all the time.

Embarrased Bully

2008-02-23T01:48:00.000-08:00

What would you do if something like this happen to you. No, not the bullying. The funny thing - when somebody pulled down your pants. Like this:

Well, first and foremost, that bully is an idiot. He deserves that - humiliation. Haha. Hilarious. He didn't even know what to do next.

Manny's Mystery Chic

2008-02-20T21:21:00.001-08:00

I make it a point to browse Greenpinoy's website for some dose of Lol-ing. And this one really made me laug it out loud. Have you seen Manny Pacquiao's pictures with some girls dancing, I think in Embassy? I've got emails containing those pictures but If you haven't read the buzz, check out Chuvaness's post here. Here's a sample:

You would notice that the girl's face was blurred ~~to save the girl from public humiliation~~ because the girl deserves some respect, i think. But greenpinoy exposed the true face and identity of the said girl. Wanna see the picture? Click on the link below:

Revealed: The real picture of Manny Pacquiao's girl taken @ The Embassy

Special Thanks to GreenPinoy for this funny pic! :)

Perfect Couple: A Funny Animation

2008-02-19T22:45:00.000-08:00

Watch this video and have a funny Wednesday! Great for couples who dream of perfection in just about everything. :)

I Had Fun in Play Slots!

2008-02-18T04:56:00.000-08:00

Recently, I found out from a friend that I can now delightfully play online slots at the comfort of my own home. Where? Check out S L O T E R I X.

Whenever I am in a casino with my friends, I ain't play anything but in a slot machine. I am addicted to it. That’s why, when I first learned about Sloterix’s slot games, I immediately give it a try. At first, I was skeptical to play slot online. But upon checking the site, I felt at ease because of its easy navigation design and layout. Not only that, its technical support is so great I felt at ease the moment I finished talking to them.

After 6 hours of playing, I can say I am fully satisfied. How much do I earn? Well, that’s a secret. Want to feel the excitement too? Why not give it a try now?

Quarterly Evaluation

2008-02-17T00:57:00.000-08:00

Part of a manager's task is to conduct an employee evaluation of each employees in his/her department. Meanwhile, I have just finished conducting the 3rd quarterly evaluation in my department. And here are some of the recommendation/remarks/comments that I mentioned:

1. I would not allow this employee to breed.
2. This associate is not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be.
3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whatever foot was previously there.
5. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
6. He set low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
7. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
8. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
9. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard was not looking.
10. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.
11. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
12. A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
13. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you will get change.
14. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
15. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

Now, I got ya! Haha. Do you really think I made those comments? Of course not, I am kidding. Remember, you're reading the LOL blog.

Laughing Trip

2007-08-10T23:35:00.000-07:00

I saw this video in dada.net, and as you watch it, you won't help it but to smile, then laugh, and laugh out loud. baby laughs can really make us - the oldies happy.

Kids can really make me laugh, even laugh out loud. Haha!

Does Size Matter?

2007-07-13T01:22:00.000-07:00

glumbert.com - Does size matter?

Liver and Cheese

2007-07-12T21:04:00.000-07:00

A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a bar having a drink. A gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, "Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can have me for tonight."

So the White guy says, "I love liver and cheese."

She says, "That's not good enough."

The Black man says, "I hate liver and cheese."

She says, "That's not creative either."

Finally, the Filipino says, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"

(live her alone shes mine)!

A Hairy Experience

2007-07-12T21:03:00.001-07:00

A visiting Kapampangan kababayan was in New York City and it was a particularly windy day. He was standing by a bus stop when the wind blew and raised the skirt of a nice American lady standing near him.

He smiled at her (wanting to make conversation) and said, "It's hairy, isn't it?" (What he meant to say was that it was "airy" - mahangin or windy)

The American lady got mad and hit him with her umbrella and said, "Well, what did you expect - feathers?!"

Couple in Bed

2007-07-12T21:00:00.001-07:00

A man reads a book in bed next to his wife and his finger went to tease his wife's pussy.

Wife asks "you want sex?"

"No, just to wet my finger to turn the page.

Teenage Girl!!!

2007-07-12T20:59:00.001-07:00

Teenage Girl!!!
Anak: Dad, i'm fifteen na... pwede na ba akong mag-bra?

Dad: Di pwede!

Anak: But dad, all my frends wear bra na.

Dad: Tumigil ka "BADONG" baka sipain kita!!!

Husband Wanted

2007-07-12T20:56:00.000-07:00

There once was a lady who was tired of living
with men who were either physically abusive, who
ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed.
So she put an Ad in the paper, that was asking
for a man who:

1) would treat her nicely
2) wouldn't run away from her,
3) would be good in bed.

Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from
any man. So she just figured that there wasn't a
man alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard the doorbell rang. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good in
bed?"

And the man said with a smirk on his face, "How
do you think I rang the doorbell?"

The 2 Nuns

2007-07-12T20:54:00.000-07:00

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

hehehe!

Funny Pictures

2006-11-22T17:05:00.000-08:00

smokers like me will soon have a keyboard and computer station like this. :)

If your in the middle of a party and you'd pee, whereelse will you go if this is the only available comfort room? :)

This is the perfect illustration of the world's global warming. :)

Do you understand what this picture tells you? In english it means:
"hey, peeing is no longer allowed here, the fence is highly electrified. :p your dick might burn out, and it might shrink!

Funny Jokes 1,2,3

2006-11-12T22:22:00.001-08:00

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad

got heart attack & our driver ran away.

Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
B'coz people started licking the wrong side.

Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son,
that's confidential!

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints..

Funny Jokes 1,2,3

2006-11-12T22:22:00.000-08:00