The Gifted Child

Errr, child no more. The more appropriate title of this post should be the gifted b*tch! Lol.

Girls, the pictures below will remind us how grateful we should be with our sizes. True, I want bigger size before, but changed my mind. Good thing, God didn't grant my wish or else He might have given me something like this:

Warning: Pictures may cause too much intimidation for A sizes, lol. Seriously, pictures below may cause different reactions, whatever it is, please leave your comments below.

The lady might have wished too much, so the lesson behind these story pictures? Be Careful What You Wish For!

PS: Please don't tag this Laugh Out Loud Blog as porn. :) kthanxbai!

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Survey Time

2008 Presidential Election and Celebrities Part 2

Many wonderful questions from dNeero-ites about the role celebrities play in politics ... we've chosen a few to continue this conversation ... please excuse us if we haven't chosen yours.

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Mommy's Song

Watch this lady compile all 'mom's phrases and lines' within 24 hours in a 2 minutes and 55 seconds song. The most funniest line for me: "YOU'RE GROUNDED 'TILL YOU'RE 36!!!"

LOL. I swear I hear this EVERY SINGLE DAY from my mother! She is on the spot. THIS WAS SO FUNNY but so so true!

I had to listen to it three times. Watch it here:

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The Dangers of Photocopying Your Butt!

The dangers of photocopying your butt are harsh. This clip taken from an actual video surveillance camera show a fat guy pulling down his pants and underwear to Xerox his ass. Unfortunately, fatty weighs too much and breaks the office copy machine.

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Funny Vid: The Very Embarrassing Voicemail

Everyone’s dealt with the embarrassing voicemail, but when it’s an insulting message and it’s left to your boss on accident, you’re fired. Especially when you call his family ugly and you call in sick when you’re really going to Vegas. The Very Embarrassing Voicemail -- powered by flowgo.com

BUSTED!lol!

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Bad Day at Work

Think this guy is having a bad day? Watch as he loses it and starts smashing his computer.Bad Day At Work -- powered by flowgo.com

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How Teh Internutz Changed His Life

Here's how the internet change someone's life. At least not mine.LOL.

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Something Serious

Time for some serious survey guys!

Having a breakup in our lives seems to be the norm. Do we all learn the same things? What happens after the breakup recovery period?

Happy survey taking!

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Random Awesome Translations

Falling should be planned...


Flavor with heart...

That would explain the beer cubs outside...

Well, it is free...

Are you smiling?

Start with the big toe...

I think it was that "screw you" comment...

Other children are OK...

A difficult meal...

And if you're dead, please get to a hospital...

ROFL! Nyahaha! That is a lot of fun! :)

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The CEO

A young executive is leaving the office late one night...
A young executive is leaving the office late one night when he finds the CEO standing over the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“This is a very sensitive official document,” says the CEO. “My secretary’s gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?”

“Sure,” says the junior exec as he turns on the shredder and hits the start button.

“Great,” says the CEO. “I just need one copy.”

:)

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