The Gifted Child

Errr, child no more. The more appropriate title of this post should be the gifted b*tch! Lol.

Girls, the pictures below will remind us how grateful we should be with our sizes. True, I want bigger size before, but changed my mind. Good thing, God didn't grant my wish or else He might have given me something like this:

Warning: Pictures may cause too much intimidation for A sizes, lol. Seriously, pictures below may cause different reactions, whatever it is, please leave your comments below.

The lady might have wished too much, so the lesson behind these story pictures? Be Careful What You Wish For!

PS: Please don't tag this Laugh Out Loud Blog as porn. :) kthanxbai!

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Survey Time

2008 Presidential Election and Celebrities Part 2

Many wonderful questions from dNeero-ites about the role celebrities play in politics ... we've chosen a few to continue this conversation ... please excuse us if we haven't chosen yours.

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Mommy's Song

Watch this lady compile all 'mom's phrases and lines' within 24 hours in a 2 minutes and 55 seconds song. The most funniest line for me: "YOU'RE GROUNDED 'TILL YOU'RE 36!!!"

LOL. I swear I hear this EVERY SINGLE DAY from my mother! She is on the spot. THIS WAS SO FUNNY but so so true!

I had to listen to it three times. Watch it here:

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The Dangers of Photocopying Your Butt!

The dangers of photocopying your butt are harsh. This clip taken from an actual video surveillance camera show a fat guy pulling down his pants and underwear to Xerox his ass. Unfortunately, fatty weighs too much and breaks the office copy machine.

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Funny Vid: The Very Embarrassing Voicemail

Everyone’s dealt with the embarrassing voicemail, but when it’s an insulting message and it’s left to your boss on accident, you’re fired. Especially when you call his family ugly and you call in sick when you’re really going to Vegas. The Very Embarrassing Voicemail -- powered by flowgo.com

BUSTED!lol!

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Bad Day at Work

Think this guy is having a bad day? Watch as he loses it and starts smashing his computer.Bad Day At Work -- powered by flowgo.com

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How Teh Internutz Changed His Life

Here's how the internet change someone's life. At least not mine.LOL.

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Something Serious

Time for some serious survey guys!

Having a breakup in our lives seems to be the norm. Do we all learn the same things? What happens after the breakup recovery period?

Happy survey taking!

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Random Awesome Translations

Falling should be planned...


Flavor with heart...

That would explain the beer cubs outside...

Well, it is free...

Are you smiling?

Start with the big toe...

I think it was that "screw you" comment...

Other children are OK...

A difficult meal...

And if you're dead, please get to a hospital...

ROFL! Nyahaha! That is a lot of fun! :)

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The CEO

A young executive is leaving the office late one night...
A young executive is leaving the office late one night when he finds the CEO standing over the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“This is a very sensitive official document,” says the CEO. “My secretary’s gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?”

“Sure,” says the junior exec as he turns on the shredder and hits the start button.

“Great,” says the CEO. “I just need one copy.”

:)

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I Can't Hear What?

Tip No. 1: Be careful with what you're saying, especially if it's being taped. lol.

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Janina San Miguel Q&A

Here's a funny video of Ms. Janina San Miguel's answer to Ms Vivian Tan's easy question during the Bb. Pilipinas 2008 Pageant.

The question:
"What role did your family play for you as a candidate to Binibining Pilipinas?"

The winning answer:



Confident!lol.

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Sexy Granny - The Downside of Surgery

Girls, beware! Plastic Surgery might look very nice on people when they're young. But totally NOT when you grow old. The pictures below, are clear manifestation of the downside of plastic surgery. Take a look at the "sexy granny" :)

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Totally not hot! If she's your nan, then you have a good reason why not to go for plastic surgery. The reason is right in front of you! :) I bet this old woman talks about how to be old and sexy all the time.

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Embarrased Bully

What would you do if something like this happen to you. No, not the bullying. The funny thing - when somebody pulled down your pants. Like this:


Well, first and foremost, that bully is an idiot. He deserves that - humiliation. Haha. Hilarious. He didn't even know what to do next.

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Manny's Mystery Chic

I make it a point to browse Greenpinoy's website for some dose of Lol-ing. And this one really made me laug it out loud. Have you seen Manny Pacquiao's pictures with some girls dancing, I think in Embassy? I've got emails containing those pictures but If you haven't read the buzz, check out Chuvaness's post here. Here's a sample:

You would notice that the girl's face was blurred to save the girl from public humiliation because the girl deserves some respect, i think. But greenpinoy exposed the true face and identity of the said girl. Wanna see the picture? Click on the link below:

Revealed: The real picture of Manny Pacquiao's girl taken @ The Embassy

Special Thanks to GreenPinoy for this funny pic! :)

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Perfect Couple: A Funny Animation

Watch this video and have a funny Wednesday! Great for couples who dream of perfection in just about everything. :)

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I Had Fun in Play Slots!

Recently, I found out from a friend that I can now delightfully play online slots at the comfort of my own home. Where? Check out S L O T E R I X.

Whenever I am in a casino with my friends, I ain't play anything but in a slot machine. I am addicted to it. That’s why, when I first learned about Sloterix’s slot games, I immediately give it a try. At first, I was skeptical to play slot online. But upon checking the site, I felt at ease because of its easy navigation design and layout. Not only that, its technical support is so great I felt at ease the moment I finished talking to them.

After 6 hours of playing, I can say I am fully satisfied. How much do I earn? Well, that’s a secret. Want to feel the excitement too? Why not give it a try now?

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Quarterly Evaluation

Part of a manager's task is to conduct an employee evaluation of each employees in his/her department. Meanwhile, I have just finished conducting the 3rd quarterly evaluation in my department. And here are some of the recommendation/remarks/comments that I mentioned:

1. I would not allow this employee to breed.
2. This associate is not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be.
3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whatever foot was previously there.
5. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
6. He set low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
7. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
8. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
9. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard was not looking.
10. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.
11. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
12. A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
13. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you will get change.
14. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
15. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.


Now, I got ya! Haha. Do you really think I made those comments? Of course not, I am kidding. Remember, you're reading the LOL blog.

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